Car wash adventure timeeee!!!!!
This was literally me like an hour ago.
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
Marvel should call any minute now.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!
oops my hand slipped
nexttttt pleaseee :D
Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series
I was asked for doing this, so I did
I’m out of ideas! XD
THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY
OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!
LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!
LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!
IT HAD TO BE DONE:
OH MY GOOD!!!!!
let me repeat
THERE NEEDS TO BE A WEBSERIES
OH MY GOSH YES SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!! THE CITIZENS OF TUMBLR WITH DRAWING CAPABILITIES HAVE UNITED TO DRAW THIS PART SO LETS MAKE THIS A REAL LIFE THING!!! Like if everyone who drew parts of this or just the person who did the original first part drew a whole story and published it I would buy itttt. Or if it was just online I would read ALLL of itttt.
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
The best Pokemon name in the world.